mr.thompson

A real nigga. Always out in the hood peeving little girls wanking behind ms.roberts.

Fucking hell wat the fick is mr.thompson doing!
Nothing, just fiddleing with his sausage behind the grade 2s.

by peter griffin rule 34 hentai March 25, 2024

ms.thompson

a fat fuck who likes wining on about assignments and romeo and juliet.

1. Wow have you seen ms.thompson?
2. Yes, she was seducing a 6 year old child and having sex.
1. How unpredictable.

by peter griffin rule 34 hentai March 25, 2024

Troy Thompson

Troy Thompson is an elected Mayor for the city of Townsville, North Queensland, Australia. Troy won the Townsville Mayoral Election in March 2024 on the back of misinformation and lies he promoted about himself. Troy claimed to have served his country in the Army for 5 years when it was actually less than 3 years as a reservist. He claimed to be part of the Special Forces (SAS) but was only ever a cook. He advertised several university degrees but admitted to never actually completing those degrees. Troy drove a company with a 9 million dollar budget into the ground, but not before paying his ex-wife the sum of $35K and nothing to the workers as one of his last acts within that company.

Ben: "Gavin, you should have seen me last night. I picked up these five chick's who bought me dinner, threw money at me for drinks and got me drunk, then they all fingerd my bum, at the same time".

Gavin: "Fuck off idiot, trying pull a Troy Thompson on me".

by Troy Thruth Thompson May 31, 2024

Jaquavious Thompson

The class clown. Jaquavious Thompson is a real thug and he typically has dreads. Jaquavious Thompson is the leader of his pack. Jaquavious Thompson is a real friend, he is always there for you. Jaquavious Thompson is the alpha. He has an amazing jawline that the girls go crazy over. But mainly Jaquavious Thompson is super kind as he is everyone’s friend.

Jaquavious Thompson is so gorgeous.
Jaquavious Thompson is so kind.

by Maggielovesdance! June 1, 2024

Crooked Thumb

A big ol’ straight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.

I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.

by Jizzñe____007 June 7, 2024

Control thumb

A method of controlling aspects such as tempo, depth, pleasure/pain, and orgasm of a woman by inserting the thumb tip of your dominant hand into her asshole and putting you fingers towards her back as if to grab her by the inside of her ass while fucking her pussy from behind.

Ashley yelled that she wanted John to go harder and deeper, so he took his right hand off her hips and used his control thumb. She immediately stopped telling him what to do and went along with however John decided to treat her in that position.

by Thumb-man June 18, 2024

Toe thumb

The thumbs monkeys have on their feet so they can climb trees.

I've never heard Brachydactyly type D get called a "toe thumb" before. Toes do not look like that. Average people's thumbs look more like toes than thumbs with Brachydactyly type D.

Monkey feet are so cute! Look at its little toe thumb.

My toes do not look like Megan Fox's thumbs. She has baby thumbs. Not toe thumbs.

by chFree77 December 2, 2024