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bran-splaining

A different version of man-splaining when Brandon over explains things in a mysogynisitic way
Brandon! Quit bran-splaining!
by Phoenixbird1127 June 22, 2024
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Hexagon Splash

When a girl is jizzed on by 6 guys simultaneously
Jessica got that hexagon splash after the party last night!
by Cartmanshaout June 24, 2024
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Tequila Splash

Ayy! Let me get a round of tequila splash!
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fem-splain

When a female explains something precisely and accurately the first time
Fem-splain (Female Explanation) Sarah: "I am moving the product launch from Tuesday to Friday. We are doing this because the final quality assurance check, which was completed this morning, revealed a 24-hour delay in the email rendering for mobile devices. Friday ensures we launch with the correct formatting, allowing us to maintain our 95% engagement target rather than risking a lower rate with a rushed Tuesday launch. I need the design team to push the final assets to the server by Wednesday at 10 a.m. to meet this new timeline."
by annievannie February 26, 2026
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Dick splashback

When you take a shit and flush the toilet when sat on it and the stream gets all over your dick and it feels horrible
"I wish i didnt have such a big dick"
"Why?"
"I get dick splashback whenever i take a shit"
by Thdaleangod March 3, 2026
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EVIL SPLAT

To define evil poop, or evil s**!.
Man that car is evil splat.
by Mamba1968black March 7, 2026
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Will-splaining

1. When someone explains in great detail about a subject, or how to do do something despite the victim have a sufficient amount of knowledge and/or experience.

2. When you are told to do something, despite already doing it or are just about to do what has been asked already.

Will-splaining is usually accompanied along side words such as "mate" or "dude".

Will-splaining is often followed by a rear naked training dit-lock.
1.

LC3: "Red means port doesn't it?"

Will: "yeh mate, red is always used to show port, for example; in a marked channel the port side will be marked with red marker boys. However you'll need to keep in mind the direction you are travelling in and what zone you're in, in the UK the bouyage system will "welcome you in" so as you come into port the red port marker boys will be on your left but as you leave to go to sea they will be on your starboard side. You understand dude?"

LC3: "Cheers for Will-splaining that to me..."

2.
LC3: *driving a boat on a course 160 degrees at 20kts coming up to an obvious port turn in a channel, and is planning to turn*

Will: "alright mate just keep on a course of 260 degrees, make sure you're going 20kts and don't alter course as we'll cause a pendulum effect. Also when we get to that pair of marker bouys make sure you turn to port or we'll end up outside the channel, happy mate?"
by Hoofing_diddler September 28, 2024
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