matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

Wet sock

Panties after squirting at a friends house

I had a wet sock when my cousin’s friend entered the room

by Rhoknows October 1, 2021

Sticky Socked

Getting admitted into a hospital due to mental health issues, referencing to the cool new socks you get sent home with.

I’m scared to tell my therapist that I want to commit unalive because I don’t want to get sticky socked.

by tinylake June 15, 2021

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

funny design sock boy

The one loser that wears taco socks to school everyday because he thinks woman find them attractive and unique. He’ll start screaming at you if you ever tell him to wear normal socks likes an average person.

Who is that weirdo who wears weird stupid socks everyday?

Has to be the angry fortnite sweat, funny design sock boy

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024

soggy sock

it is a slang expressing shock or disgust about something. it is a child friendly term and can be used by kids instead of using vulgur slangs like "wtf" or gen alpha slangs like "what the skibidi".

"Tillie what in the soggy sock did you do to my dress?"
"Sora: That rap part was such a soggy sock, who considers it as art."

by miz-pookie December 15, 2024

Pink Sock

To acheive the state of pink sock, remove your spacesuit upon exit of the stratosphere. Marvel at your decompressed intestines as they ooze out of your body forming a spagettified pink twin of your former self.

"Um Captain, it seems that some cunt-for-brains left the shit shoot open. All matter is currently being vaccummed into space. Shall we commence the ejection sequence?"

Captain: "It's only right. Pink Sock treatment awaits."

by dayum son who dat?! December 29, 2019