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HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.
I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.
by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017
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Salad Guy

(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.

A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
You know that guy Zach? Yeah man, he's a total "Salad Guy"
by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018
mugGet the Salad Guymug.

Picasso Salad

A messed up looking pussy, but tight and wet as fuck
Man... That girl I saw last night had a Picasso Salad...
by Sir__Cums_Alot May 18, 2024
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Toss the salad

Tossing the salad is licking and munching on one’s butthole, basically a rimjob.
Joan: “I gotta eat something soon. No wonder why I’m so tiny.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”
by rosenovarocks July 21, 2024
mugGet the Toss the saladmug.

salad time

it means time for salad
good sentence to use if you want to notify your friend that it is currently time for salad
jah: aye yo, salad time
jared: finnaly ,i literally waited decades
by gae egg hoe December 21, 2019
mugGet the salad timemug.

Cuck Salad

The act of preforming cunnilingus on your female partner after another male ejaculates inside of her
Can't wait for Ted to prepare my cuck salad for me tonight.
by The Amazing Cuck May 23, 2024
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Jak Salad

When a group of college guys in keyboarding class gets drunk with the girls in keyboarding class, the guys take turns jaking on their faces.
Dude me and the guys got so drunk the other night we gave some nasty ho a Jak Salad after the game!
by OST110 February 28, 2019
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