sam

can only have one nut

sam has one nut he can't nut

by PENNYPEENY June 12, 2024

Sam

A beautiful, smart loving gorgeous dollar sign who cares about people and helps everyone and makes you the happiest human alive. Someone everybody needs and loves. Beautiful even though she doesn’t see it. Perfect in every way with a laugh like a Slim Shady LP song and a voice that can send you into Coconut mode instantly. Treasure that deserves to be treated with love and respect and showered with ramen noodles. Wife of The REAL Fake Slim Shady.

Wow, Sam is such a Sam sometimes.

That’s so Sam of Sam to do.

What a Sam.

by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. October 4, 2018

Sam

Sams are extremely beautiful and caring they mostly like to keep there feelings inside they help out and give great advice they get attached very quickly and are the most amazing person u will ever meet they are always so tall and if they really like u then they will stare at u and admire your beauty Sams are great at sex and put all they have into it

Never lose a Sam

by Youngsickypicka June 16, 2019

National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

Sam

May seem sweet and kind but he will break your heart in two if you let him.

Beware of Sam, he’s a player and isn’t afraid to ghost.

by Il9vejedis December 21, 2022

Sam

Popular sexy athlete

Hey look it's a Sam I wish I could be him

by #AnonymousPerson December 20, 2016

Sam

Sam that nigga the best athlete you know and a nigga that pulls girls but is loyal as hell

Damn sam really love that girl but every girl wants him

by That nigga305 November 21, 2021