Poop Nanny

A grandmother who feels the effects of old age by being unable to control her bowel movements.

"Upon entering the bathroom one morning, I discovered that shit had been shit all over the bathroom. I soon realized that I was living with a Poop Nanny."

by Shortstreet December 26, 2011

poop loop

1.) A brand of cereal made of poop and in the shape of froot loops.

2.) An insult to somebody who really pisses you off.

1.) David: Hey Michael wanna go get some poop loops!?

2. Shut the fuck up you poop loop

by Tiddy May 13, 2005

coochie poop

A queef that is so intense that a soft bloody white substance shoots out of the vagina, much like poop.

Dude I: I was eating my chick out last night and she coochie pooped all over my face.

Dude II: Shit man, you should have given her the golden doughnut.

by WeedyWally June 5, 2007

poop in a cup

it's poop... in a cup, duh
used to show extreme stench or suck-ass ness

This bananna is worse that poop in a cup.

Bemm-Bemm smells like poop in a cup.

by gaylord focker February 15, 2005

poop dyke

1. A girl who has a sex change to become man and still has sex with men. He/She is a manly gay woman making her a dyke, and likes anal sex, making her a poop dyke.

2. A butch lesbian thats likes anal sex.

1. "Do you want to go to Tampa?"
"No way, thats the poop dyke capital of the world

2. Think of any female junior high PE teacher.

by Fandango Jones April 15, 2004

Poop Shooter

A person who tells lies in order to impress others.

Man, you are such a poop shooter! Who in their right mind would believe that!

by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008

monkey poop

1. The feces a monkey exudes.
2. The feces your mom exudes.
3. The act of throwing feces at your nemesis, or simply someone who disagrees with you.

Boss: "You should work overtime this weekend."
Worker: {Poops in underwear.}
Boss: "What is that smell?"
Worker: {Throws poop at boss.} "You."

- or -

Man: "Give me head now, woman!"
Woman: "No, I am on the rag, and I am a giant bitch. I may as well be a lesbian."
Man: {Poops his bed.}
Woman: "Why did you just poop the bed?"
Man: {Throws feces at woman.} "Give me head."

- or -

Supermarket Clerk: "Why are you buying so many tampons?"
Bag Boy: "Seriously, are you on the rag or what?"
Menstruating Woman: {Lifts skirt and sprays diarrhea while rotating.} "Yes."

- or -

Lesbian 1: "Why is my fist covered in poop?"
Lesbian 2: "Wrong hole."

by scorpionmintred December 30, 2003