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Paul Bunyan

n. An extremely large, thick and singular bowel movement.

--Following from the popular slang term "grunt log" refering to the same meaning, Paul Bunyan also refers to a large breakfast, which can infer a large future bowel movement. Paul Bunyan, of course, is the mythical American giant lumberjack who cleared the way for colonial expansion. He had a sidekick---a giant blue ox named Babe.
I had such a Paul Bunyan this morning after I woke up, that I couldn't stand up from the toilet for ten minutes.
by RoboMike June 27, 2022
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James Paul

loyal, goofy, handsome, honest, smart, hardworking, talented

James Paul is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. Not only is his humor amazing, but HE is amazing. Jamey is an incredible friend who is very very sweet. He is always looking to enjoy life and look out for others. He is also a genius (who knows, maybe he could be president someday) Jamey has great hair and stunning eyes. His soft freckles bring out his incredibly contagious smile. His laugh is loud and honest and makes everyone around want to laugh along. Jamey is an overall handsome guy but he is too kind to admit it. He also has a great voice and one heck of a gyat. While you must be thinking "wow, he is too good to be true!" you are right. Jamey is a weirdo who doesn't like sprinkles, frosting, icing, or pickles. But other than that he is perfect, all of his boyfriends would agree. He is a kid at heart who enjoys star wars, marvel, DC, legos, and so much more. He finds the fun in everything and makes life so much more enjoyable. Jamey is so selfless he would eat the popcorn you burnt just so you wouldn't feel bad. You will never find anyone like him.

10/10 would recommend
Colton: Dangggggg look at James Paul's gyat!

Finn: Hey back off that gyat is mine!!!
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul needs to get hit by a car
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Jake Paul

Dude your such a Jake Paul
person one: HES DYING!
person two: WHY?
Person one: he watched jake paul and died of cancer and cringe
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Paul

Paul- see Feb 1 2022 definition of Denon
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Jean-paul

Well done you spelt or misheard john-paul
"Hay John-Paul"
*Typing email*
"Dear jean-paul"
by John-paaaaul November 29, 2019
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he didn't actually pay Paul, though

Nope --- devious and undisciplined shyster dat he was, he did indeed rob Peter to obtain funds to pay Paul back, but then he used said stolen funds to just engage in more foolish spending (which of course is why he'd had to borrow money from Paul in da first place!). Shame on him.
One should be very wary of loaning money in any case, even if da requester says he needs da cash just to "pay back Paul" (i.e., to settle a debt he presently owes to someone else)... you should first research da requester's past performance in such matters; you will often discover dat some of his past loans were indeed supposedly earmarked for setting his debts with Paul, but he didn't actually pay Paul, though.
by QuacksO July 24, 2019
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