Beer Goggle Photo

When someone takes a picture that's so blurry it emulates how one would see if wearing beer goggles i.e. was drunk.

The pictures in this Facebook album are great... Except for that last beer goggle photo that was uploaded where you can't make anything out.

Ugly Person: I look better in my beer goggle photo because no one can see past it's blurriness.

by spinal_compression July 25, 2009

beer google request

When you come home at the end of the night, and decide to drunkenly check your facebook. In the process accepting or rejecting friend requests with little consideration. Especially bad for when you accept or deny people you previously gave the inbox rot. Similar situation to when beer makes a member of the opposite sex look better, requestees on facebook look better.

Goddamn! I didn't get invited to Tegan's party cause she sent me a beer google request and I denied her request on facebook! Fuck!

Who the hell ARE all of these people? I must have accepted them in a beer goggle request!

by stonahsarah April 6, 2009

beer darts

when you try to knock the other guys beer off the table with darts. if you hit his beer and knock it off, you win. if you miss, you take a drink of your own.

oh man i was playing beer darts last night and i totally kicked his a$$.

by Josh6900 February 17, 2008

South African beer

Not really beer at all, It is just Zebra piss drank out of a vuvuzela by South African's whilst they stand around smoking vulture brains and talking about how shit their country is.

Man1: "Hey Heinrich, anymore of this warm golden South African beer to quench my thirst?"

Heinrich: "Yeh, smoking these vulture brains really makes you thirsty hey.......... by the way, how shit is our country?"

Man1: "Pretty shit indeed"

by Leeemon April 19, 2011

Root Beer Float

While receiveing the ever so popular "Rim Job", a man blows a wet "Shart" (The act of farting shit) into a females face, then quickly rolling over and "Polishing one off" (The act of quickly forceing ones self to ejactulate) into the females face, thus creating the brown, acting as the rootbeer, and white, acting as the ice cream.

Sara, "That sure was a great Root Beer float Thomas, but boy was it messy!"

by Brandon Grimme December 21, 2007

Plant-based beer

A Liberal Plot to replace our American Beer with plant-based beer.

Excited to be watching the Oscars with an ice cold plant-based beer.

by Alanbly April 26, 2021

Beer-Hundred Hours

Beer-o'clock, for those serving in the armed forces.

"Bloody hell, is it beer-hundred hours already Field Marshall?"

by Haywood Manley March 22, 2010