Aid monster

Someone who is trying to give you aids

Yo I'm getting chased by a aid monster

by Yo dad gay June 10, 2021

Pork monster

Fat ugly bitch

Get away you nasty pork monster

by Choppy Tom October 7, 2022

Monster

when you love someone the mostester; it looks like monster and monster tops all; no one can beat it; it’s loving someone to infinity and beyond and through all the galaxies and around the whole world

i love you. i love you more. i love you most. i love you mostest. i love you mostester. i love you monster!

by esizzledizzle June 23, 2024

bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.

Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)

by dragoJim February 13, 2018

Warm Monster

An energetic drink (typically of the monster-branded variety) that has not yet been chilled. Normally not identifiable as a drinkable substance by one who has not discovered the existence of ice machines.

I lucked out and snagged the last energy drink in the cafeteria today after the guy in front of me said he didn't want to drink a warm monster. The poor bastard must not have heard of ice machines.

by Tpdanow August 24, 2016

Sass monster

A girl/boy that is sassy and when they act sassy they turn into a monster that won't listen to anything or accept the fact they are sassy.

1.That girl last night was a total sass monster!

2. Stop being a sass monster.

by Dylt0505 December 25, 2022

green monster

the act of inhaling marijuana smoke from a blunt-like apparatus while simultaneously recieving oral sex from a woman

"Bobby failed that drug test."
"Yeah, I heard he was getting a green monster in his car."

by H-Trashy May 13, 2010