light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

Albuquerque Back-up Light

When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.

As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”

by Swyre 3 April 29, 2024

Light Bender

The slang term for an optician

Here we are with a whole room full of light benders at Vision Expo

by Random Aussie May 3, 2025

close the lights

turning off lights

im going to close the lights now

by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025

Light

A calm yet enthusiastic silly, is PROBABLY MOST LIKELY TRANS OR UNDER THAT UMBRELLA? They get’s bored really easily like i mean REALLY easy. Just give them some markers & paper & stamps with an inkpad if you want to keep Them busy for like an entire class period

Yo who’s that?
: thats light, tbh it’s a pretty cute name
: it issss

by TheSilly April 5, 2023

label-lighting

Toxic trait: Giving things titles that probably don't need a title as a way to describe people's terrible behaviours rather than just labeling these people as cunts.

Stop label-lighting me!

by ghostdog72$ April 12, 2025

Day light robbery

Being over charged for something

Aye G cad charged me 1.90 for a can a joos, ahts day light robbery

by Cardee boyz June 28, 2019