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Kid love

Two stupid children who think there dating. They call each other lovey names and say "I love you" or " wanna go out." They think they like each other and they think they have love. Really it means there crushing on air!
There just going throught a stage called "kid love."
by Not_your_mom_ February 22, 2015
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Legit Kid

Basic Legit Kid Qualities:

1 - Often least conformist out of the other kids
2 - Doesn't care if they shop at places like 'Good Will' as long as they like what they get.
3 - They don't always fit in on account that they don't conform as much as others would want >_>
4 - Usually have a fine sense of humor
5 - Thought other kids think they're "weird" they are very fun to be around once you get to know them.
6 - They don't stay home all the time. They sometimes ill go on bike rides and even go to hangouts like society used to. (The good old days)
7 - A lot of the boys don't always have girlfriends, because they are looking for a girl who is also legit.
8 - The girls are almost never single because every guy wants one XD.
An example of a legit kid would be one that fits the definition above.
by (Insert Name Here?) October 16, 2009
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scene kids

boy: borrowed sisters skinny jeans, usually ugly, wears makeup, trys to borrow the emo and punk look, claims their hardcore, thinks their individuals (but their not), and sometimes wears black nerd glasses. can be seen at thrift stores, hot topic, and malls. they can be heard saying that their poor (but their parents are rich) and their emo. CAN BE MISTAKEN FOR A GAY PERSON

girl: uses same skinny jeans as male counterparts, usually hot, wears loads of makeup, claims their hardcore, thinks their individauls, and usually have hair dyed with random colors. Can be seen at Hot Topic, thrift stores, malls, rap concerts, and trying to be emo. cannot be mistaken for a lesbian.

Both: claim their emo and hardcore, wear a lot of black, dye their hair with random blonde or neon colors. Have about half the songs on their ipod scremo and emo music (incase anyone wants to know whats on their ipod) and the other half any music they like (usually rap, but sometimes pop). care deeply on what you say to them and how they are preceved. males usually stay out of fights and are pussys. both may wear random shirts that have childs stars (big bird, cartoon charactors, and movie stars) on a bright colored shirt. everything else is black. sometimes can be seeen with a "I <3 punk" shirt, even though they are preppy. generally the kids who jump on whatever is cool.
me and a true emo chilling: oh s*&t! not those scene kids again

scene kids: hey can we chill with you guys??? were emo and punk to!

us: no... no you cannot. now go be dushbags somewhere else...
by hahaha i had sex with your mom December 8, 2009
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The quiet kid

Everybody cool til' he pull out an Ak47 to yo fuckin face
Kid 1: hey, that kid looks like he's smokin crack.
Kid 2: Lets buy a roll
Kid 1: ok
Kid 2: OH FUCK ITS THE QUIET KID
Kid 2: HE'S GOT A FUCKING AK47
Kid 1: FUCKING RUN PEOPLE
by Get Nae-Naed asshole February 2, 2021
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emo kid

The dirty lovechildren of underground rock kids, the scene and the dying goth movement. In other words, once middle class kids raped the grunge scene, the alternative scene, and when prep was too mainstream, they had to find something else. Luckily enough, lots of bands were crappily re-doing the sixties. From this and the remnants of the goth era, ( and some actually GOOD musical inflences thrown in ), this birthed the degenerate group of whiners we all come and know as emo kids. Now, they were helped a little. High-and-mighty scene kids were their idols and Hot Topic their vehicle to awesome. Sadly, they'll never make it. And noone wants to be scene anyway. Most of those kids are in the ana community on livejournal and snort blow while listening to the YeahYeahYeahs. Anyhow, did I mention that emo kids also rise up and overtake evil establishments like Myspace and the mall, making them more evil. They also slit their wrists on a regular basis, cry to AFI songs and try to be cool by playing oldschool Nintendo. (Even though most of them weren't alive in the 80's.) They also frequent sites on the internet that make fun of them, trying to refute the obvious with bad typing, bad grammar, and overall weak arguments. However, they aren't as full of crap as furries. Noone is below a furry. Except perhaps a lolicon.
Common emo kid quotes:

" I just bought the new My Chemical Romance CD with my mom's credit card. Then I cried all night because she doesn't understand how deeply Gerard Way speaks to the world. "

" Yeah, I hate Bush because he eats and rapes babies...at least Hot Topic told me so. "

" God, life just makes me want to die. "
by thepink October 10, 2006
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kids in cages

Separation of vulnerable minor foreign nationals from their "Family" (i.e. coyote-handlers, child-sex-slave traffickers, dark web organ merchants, adrenochrome manufacturers, nefarious et al.) at/within American borders, made famous by Deporter-in-Chief barack Obama in 2014 onward.

Commonly accepted as standard, humane practice for helpless groups who routinely DNA test as having no ancestral ties whatsoever to their "traveling companions"/"illegal guardians", The Great Awokening of 2018 led Libtards and God's Only Mistakes (i.e. the mainstream media) to realize this once-sacrosanct Anointed Obama (PBUH) practice of enforcing protective caging had been wholly corrupted and befouled by the 45toundingly Abhorrent Orange Antichrist, in an unchanged-yet-unconscionable perversion of the once-holy practice.

Thankfully, with the 100%-by-the-Books, Fair-and-Transparent, Constitutionally-Republican, Electoral Dominion & Vanquishing of the Sordid & Foul Cheeto B45tard Abomination, these assembly lines of racist death and ethnic cleansing have once again reverted into state-of -the-art daycare centers built from the blueprints of Heaven itself, with no proactive effort nor consumption of fossil fuels necessary to drive the mystical, healed-and-unified juxtaposition to transform an evil governmental function of White Supremacist Oppression(TM) back to its natural state of Utilitarian Utility.

Truly awe-inspiring, how Our Wokeness works through us in mysterious ways.
An exemplary case study in post-libtarded moral relativism, Science Experts(TM) have finally discovered that the value proposition of "kids in cages", i.e. populating government-owned-and-operated human zoos with helpless civilly-criminal brown children is IN FACT a direct function of whichever political party violently occupies or humbly and dutifully receives stewardship of the White House.

This astounding discovery follows hot on the heels of similar Moral Truths(TM) discovered in early 2017 about the role of the President's party as it applies to the moral nature of blowing brown children into thousands of bloody pieces using satellite-mediated unmanned arial drone technology
by Dusk777 November 15, 2020
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Scene Kid

Often Mistaken as an "emo".

THERES A DIFFERENCE.

An Emo: Black hair, tight pants, and Random.

A Scene kid:

Follows The hottest trends or "scene".
"Wow, Thats one hot scene kid."
by KidsJustWannaHaveFun July 5, 2009
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