Man who's love is in NY. Wanted to get out of the crap hole in St. Louis so bad. After being dealt to Washington, he wanted to mess with them so he played bad so they wouldn't resign him. On July 1st, he signed with the real team of New York.
Kevin Shattenkirk GOAT.
by Ortiz Did ROIDS. August 29, 2017
Known as the biggest snake ever seen on television. Has the special ability to leave a best friend and to choke a 3-1 lead. His solution? Going to a team that choked a 3-1 lead that same year.
by Tmrwfrvr August 22, 2017
by NBAValentino November 24, 2021
Leaving your team when they can't make the finals for 4 years and sign with a team that wins a championship right after
by ToTotheTaco November 10, 2017
by JAMALJAMAEL420 August 12, 2024
Kevin Durant with the bucket
by Jackisgoatlikekevin3469420 April 28, 2023
The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.
*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*
Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.
Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.
by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018