by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023

by PhatPhnya November 19, 2018

By definition, terrorism is an act of disrupting the peace to coerce a government/civilian population in order to further your own goals.
by Ludsam February 20, 2024

the only winning move is not to play
by Johnny Vein August 21, 2025

by Thxt.ho33.ari April 22, 2022

Lee know from stray kids
Almost gained all the title’s that made him ONE OF A KIND and that’s why he’s JUST BETTER THAN YOU
In visuals “unreachable visual “
Walking sculpture “
“Davincis work”
“The standard of handsome visual “
In dance “dancing gem”
“Dance goddess “
“Dance king”
“Perfect dancer “
“Professional dancer “
And for his personality he got the one of a kind title because he joined to many organizations and brands to help kids and animals he love to help others 🤍
Almost gained all the title’s that made him ONE OF A KIND and that’s why he’s JUST BETTER THAN YOU
In visuals “unreachable visual “
Walking sculpture “
“Davincis work”
“The standard of handsome visual “
In dance “dancing gem”
“Dance goddess “
“Dance king”
“Perfect dancer “
“Professional dancer “
And for his personality he got the one of a kind title because he joined to many organizations and brands to help kids and animals he love to help others 🤍
by Leeknower May 29, 2022
