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john mathew

a very cool person, only thing that's unsettling about them is how they only have 1 t on mathew. They hate math but they like fictional men, should've been named john menew
1. "Oh wow they despise math they're probably named John Mathew"

2. "Omg Fukuzawa is so hot i'm turning into John Mathew fr"
by synchii202 March 25, 2023
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John Doe

John Doe and is a multiple-use placeholder name that is used in the United States when the true name of a person is unknown or is being intentionally concealed. In the context of law enforcement in the United States, such names are often used to refer to a corpse whose identity is unknown or unconfirmed.
John doe was a mysterious man.
by deware February 20, 2023
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john lettuce

when someone blows air out of their nose at such a super sonic speed that a lone snotty bogey flies out of their nasal cavity. its called john lettuce because it looks like lettuce and john is a funny name.
friend: *breathes out of their nose but really hard*
me: "thats a fucking john lettuce."
by gruzzish October 23, 2023
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John Strickland

Otherwise known as "Thickland". An extremely hot teacher with an ass.
Damn, look at John Strickland over there, lemme get a piece of that.
by LovelyPeachesStan6669 October 17, 2019
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John C

A.K.A cronos, a John C typically traps, constantly gets robbed, but still the good manz. A John C drives a ‘bella’ she should be disgusting and thrashed otherwise you can’t be a John C.
by FISHINGCLUB October 30, 2019
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John the dragon

John the dragon is a character created by Artemis on Amino and is the companion of Stardustkit. He is so powerful and super cool and very cute he is a large dragon that has many powers.
by winky face November 3, 2021
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Pastor John

Pastor John is a omnipotent being with no designated appearance, do not question him for you do not know the extent of what you are speaking of. That said, John is always going to haunt your nightmares, keep your doors locked, mortal.
Every second you’re not running, Pastor John Is only getting closer
by Dr.Pastor John November 4, 2021
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