Trump as House Speaker

When some morally bankrupt ultra-MAGA lawmakers are entertaining the idea to nominate their ex-Commander in Cheat as the next House Speaker (who doesn’t have to be an elected member of Congress) as days-long bitching, backstabbing, and infighting continue to plague the polarized GOP.

As his politically inept and serially corrupt yes-men and women can’t see eye to eye with the moderates, the Pinocchio-in-Chief is relishing at their far-fetched or idiotic proposal of “Trump as House Speaker.”

by Fasters October 21, 2023

alice about house

A maid of all work; slang term for housemaid, possibly of Australian origin

Don't sweep up, we've an alice about house. Let me ring for her.

by 13ming13 May 28, 2016

Shrodingers Dog House

When you are simultaneously in the dog house and not in the doghouse.

Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

If we stay out for another beer we engage Shrodingers Dog House..

by fatmandy January 25, 2019

Is there light in your house

How Nigerian girls stylishly say they want to have sex

Is there light in your house?? I want to charge my phone..

by A Broken Boyfriend July 31, 2019

cat trap house

A house where cats run shit and the human is merely a tenant.

Hey bro, are you going to the cat trap house meow?

by BigBad KittyKat December 25, 2015

Going to Yoshi's house

Getting or being high.

Are we going to Yoshi's house tonight?

by Adventure Yoshi October 7, 2010

White House Crawford

When you put cocaine in a strippers butt hole and have her fart in your face, then you sniff it out of the air… You may get pink eye #dubup.net

I went to the syrup club lastnight and ordered a “White House Crawford”… Now I have pink eye.

by DonChicharron October 9, 2023