Crack House Friend

An intimately close kind of friend, not that you would smoke crack with, but that you could call and say "I'm in a crack house, and I'm scared for my life.", who would then do everything in their power to get you help or help you themselves.

Person 1: Hey, who's your best friend?

Person 2: I don't have best friends, I have Crack House Friends.

Person 1: Dag, yo.

by PsychoactiveEyes June 10, 2023

White House Crawford

When you put cocaine in a strippers butt hole and have her fart in your face, then you sniff it out of the air… You may get pink eye #dubup.net

I went to the syrup club lastnight and ordered a “White House Crawford”… Now I have pink eye.

by DonChicharron October 9, 2023

Trump as House Speaker

When some morally bankrupt ultra-MAGA lawmakers are entertaining the idea to nominate their ex-Commander in Cheat as the next House Speaker (who doesn’t have to be an elected member of Congress) as days-long bitching, backstabbing, and infighting continue to plague the polarized GOP.

As his politically inept and serially corrupt yes-men and women can’t see eye to eye with the moderates, the Pinocchio-in-Chief is relishing at their far-fetched or idiotic proposal of “Trump as House Speaker.”

by Fasters October 21, 2023

Waffle House Fight

A fight that breaks out in a Waffle House, usually as a useless disagreement or mix up.

That guy forgot my syrup! I’m gonna start a Waffle House fight.

by Bread man July 14, 2018

Shrodingers Dog House

When you are simultaneously in the dog house and not in the doghouse.

Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

If we stay out for another beer we engage Shrodingers Dog House..

by fatmandy January 25, 2019

The Loud House Revamped

The loud house revamped is the longest fanfiction even beating out "The Sub Space Emissary's World Conquest" which was a smash bros fanfic that held the title for a long time.

The loud house revamped as tvtropes.org states "The Loud House Massive Multiplayer Crossover fanfic created by Jamesdean5842 and updated (almost) daily since 2017. It involves the author himself, referred to as J.D. Knudson, moving to Royal Woods in Michigan and meeting the Loud family, embarking on lots of adventures and fighting evil as Team Loud Phoenix Storm."

The fanfic has around 16,000,000 words

Hey did you know that The Loud House Revamped is the longest fanfic?

by Purple_Tomato August 27, 2022

council house princess

A female of low class who wears fake/real designer gear because it makes her look ‘classy and rich’. Also uses fillers and Botox, eyebrows spray painted on like Groucho Marx.

Look at the state of Chantelle. She’s such a council house princess with all her fake designer bags.

by Grifter350 January 30, 2022