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french

French is a language that is hated by a lot of people and brought misery to my and many other's lives
i fucking hat french
by tiger canada May 10, 2022
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Soft french kiss

Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.
Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.
by Worthless January 12, 2020
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french dildo

A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.
guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?
by slickomode September 10, 2020
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Big tiddy French fries

Hehe this one's self explanitory
Big tiddy french fries heheheheheheh3hehe
by Dimk Man January 7, 2023
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The French

An insult to God.
Person 1: I hate the French.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I gave a bottle of water to a French person and he called me a grassy ass.
Person 2: ...Can you repeat that but slowly?
by Moronoki.com March 15, 2025
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French Barracuda

When to men are having gay sex with dicks similar to barracudas in front of a wall mounted dildo and the receiver is getting it so hard they are forced to bite down on the dildo to relieve the pain, similar to a French person eating a full baguette.
Tim went to the backroom to give Allen the French Barracuda.
by VscoManOfGaming November 6, 2020
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Fifth French Republic

Due to a rebellion in Algeria, a new constitution was adopted, because four whole French republics weren’t enough…
Joe: What is the full name of France
Candice: It’s full name is the Fifth French Republic
Joe: Were four French republics not enough
Candice: THATS WHAT IM SAYING
by 2nd Roman Empire confirmed December 7, 2023
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