Five-head

An exceptionally large forehead of which you can look into and see your own future. Often times light reflecting upon it will blind Pilots.

"Wow FUCK, uhhh that cunt Rachel has the biggest five-head I have ever seen, it took down a 747 earlier today killing 150 passengers, 4 of which were infants.

by Cocksucker3 August 28, 2016

Five Man Failure

Five Man Failure:Small business with less than 10 people. The business is usually dysfunctional. The CEO of the company has 'observation blindness' and coddles bad employees. In a large company issue employees would have been sacked for more dynamic candidates.

That tube store employee is passive aggressive and never emailed me to tell me that my special order was cancelled two months ago. They're running a "Five Man Failure".

by Energysoul July 26, 2016

Five It

To finish a (especially alcoholic) drink.

Yo, Obama! Last day of the presidency. What are you gonna do with that expensive bottle of liquor?
OBAMA: I'm gonna fuckin' five it.

by tedooooooooooo June 18, 2016

five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself

don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

Five Head

When someone's fourhead is so big you could write an Essay on it.

You have a five head

by Dodo November 28, 2016

Five Horses

When you get really angry during a Civ game (preferably multiplayer).

Fuck, the Huns declared war on me...
Five Horses! Five fucking horses!

by TheNightmareLord December 5, 2016

five slice

Someone who returns to their bedroom to eat a large amount of cake (typically five slices) by themselves while being anti-social.

"Oh, she is a five slice, probably won't see her for a while"

by Meadowside1 January 20, 2017