Fake friend

Someone who isn’t considerate towards their friends. Someone who doesn’t acknowledge their friends.

Uriel Noriega is a fake friend, he never says hi to his friends. He ignores them.

by fakefriendidentifier February 26, 2020

Fakeade

Fakeade, for niggas who dont know how to pronounce facade.

Jose: Yo cover up that pipe with a fakeade.
Carl: You stupid bitch its pronounced "Façade".
Carl: I got all the ME drives go ahead.
Jose: Just put em' back, please.
Carl: You're acting like Mr. Schmidt
Carl and Jacob laugh because Mr.Schmidt is retarded
Jose kills himself

by Suspectpear528 March 22, 2020

fake friend

a fake friend is a stupid bitch that likes to talk behind backs and says that you are causing problems for the fake friend, which is not true. fake friends are often middle schoolers that think they are cool... but in reality, they are stupid hoes that think they are golden. they think that you backstabbed, and they are very VERY jealous of you. don’t take them seriously if you stumble by one, they are only stupid jealous assholes....

fake friend: why are you with my friends! you are such a bitch!
victim: your a fake friend

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fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!

by burntpizzarollslmao March 30, 2020

fake friends

she’s snitches on you she’s a lier she’s mean she blames everything on somebody she don’t know how to keep her mouth shut if her name starts with a d and she is also a hot Cheeto girl and likes to steal friends

fake friends yah that’s me dimmori how you doing I just try to steal your bsf!

by fake friends period April 1, 2020

fake religious

People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.

Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."

Omer: "You just fake religious."

by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020

fakearoonie

When you have a fake friend who does nothing with you and constantly throws you under the bus.

Man all you are is a Fakearoonie

by ItsJK14 April 11, 2020

Fake dyke

A girl who dress like a Male bit a girl. Shes not lesbian so she's a fake dyke.

Fake dyke.
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by Mary Naseret April 18, 2020