Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

by XxVRxX August 20, 2010

fuck me dead

Aussie exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Does well enough on its own, although can be followed up with "and bury me pregnant" for extra effect.

"Hey mate your car's on fire." "Aah fuck me dead!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

I'll sleep when I'm dead

Meaning no need for sleep. Having so much to do that sleep can only be accomplished in death.

"Tim, you should get some sleep. "
"Nah, I'll sleep when I'm dead "

by destinynightmare June 3, 2017

done dead

to be laughin to much tha you're "dead." Exaggerated way of saying something is so funny, or stupid.

"omg dude,, im done dead ahah." or "eww sksksks, i'm done dead... I-"

by aylin22fertiz March 25, 2019

Lookin' up a dead goat's ass

a futile effort, not worth pursuing

If you think I'm going to pay you the money I owe you then you're "lookin' up a dead goat's ass".

by SA Earl January 13, 2011

its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off

The sentence most unique and interesting said by the most famous character in all fiction, Spongebob, in the video called "The Bikini Bottom Flood". This tragic statement is said by Spongebob after being asked by Patrick about "What a Die is?"

Patrick: What's a Die?
Spongebob: Its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off
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by The SexiestDudeYouKnow February 22, 2019

Red Dead Redemption 2

Red Dead Redemption 2 was released on October 26th, 2018 for PS4 and Xbox One. Featuring the Van Der Linde gang, you play as Arthur Morgan well known as the best protagonist in gaming history. Dead Eye, a feature from Red Dead Revolver and Red Dead Redemption, makes a comeback as Arthur and John have different Dead Eye sounds. Online is also featured for Rockstar as they go blind and forget the story mode. Red Dead Redemption 2 was one of the best games of 2018.

“Hey dude, I’m gonna play Red Dead Redemption 2 all night.”

by builttobeanidiot May 21, 2019