jew bag

an insult sometimes meant for sum1 of the jewish faith but also used to insult other people

guy1: dude ur a homo

guy2: shut up jewbag

by monte08 September 19, 2005

ass-bag

Originated at Kennedy Middle School in Florida. It is a generic insult, used to replace the already common, "asshole", and "bastard". Basically, someone who is just a bag of ass-ness.
Also can be considered a mixture of "asshole" and "dousche bag"

Get the hell away from me, you ass-bag!

by Kr3nz April 30, 2004

tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack

His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot

by Dan November 19, 2003

t bag

to put a mans ball sack into a girls mouth or to put a mans crotch on another mans head to show dominence.

He got t bagged like a spider monkey!

by Osma the faggot May 24, 2008

Bag of Wank

1. An Insult e.g Your a bag of wank

2. Something very crap e.g My computer is a bag of wank

3. A bag that jumps down the street in a jerking motion (The original term came from when people watched bags blowing down the streets when they were bored they used to say "This is wank" shortly followed by "Well thats a bag of wank" at that point the person saying the phrase would then point at the bag.

What a bag of wank or this coffee tastes like a bag of wank

by Liquidhalo231 December 29, 2009

Cancer Bag

1. A bag full of cancer
2. One who is infested with cancer.
3. A living, walking tumor.

Oh god, dude, I stayed up doing my essay for like 5 hours last night. I know that cancer bag, Mr. Drattel is going to give me a 25 though.

by Angry Student550 December 9, 2008

nose bags

One of the 'Flood' that appear in the game Halo. The big ones with no eyes that explode and have them little spider-y things fly out of them (aka bogeys)

you: what the hell is that?
me: a nose bag

you: I was totally pwned by that nose bag earlier

you: those nose bags are so funny!

me: the only reason I play on Halo is to pwn them mofo nose bags!!

by Ashlme February 5, 2008