A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 April 21, 2023
Get the Dumb Ways to Diemug. A three-way sexual encounter in Bangkok, Thailand in which at least one of the participants is anally penetrated.
by Dontwvwrchek November 15, 2013
Get the bangkok three waymug. a very dank 2018 meme who follow the queen as the bruddas and spit on people. in vr chat the great ugandan warriors spit on the false queen and randomly clicking. they want to destroy the penguins with there ebola
KNUCLES 1:"do u kno de way"
ANIME GIRL: " um excuse me"
KNUCLES 2:"she is not da queen (SPITTING)"
ANIME GIRL"who are you guys supposed to be"
KNUCKLES 3"show no mercy she is poser (SPITTING)
ANIME GIRL: " um excuse me"
KNUCLES 2:"she is not da queen (SPITTING)"
ANIME GIRL"who are you guys supposed to be"
KNUCKLES 3"show no mercy she is poser (SPITTING)
by UGANDA KNUCLES May 3, 2018
Get the do u kno de waymug. 
If you don’t return my bike in 1 hour you’re going to be looking the other way real fast. And it better not be damaged!
by Dogmomat57 December 27, 2021
Get the Looking the other waymug. Doing office work extremely efficiently through collaborative methodologies in the public administration.
by The open janitor July 31, 2024
Get the desk it the open waymug. when you can't afford a trip to switzerland to kill yourself so you just go yeet off a cliff in cornwall cause there's nothing good there but the cliffs.
another way of saying to commit suicide.
another way of saying to commit suicide.
by fjordan June 17, 2022
Get the one way trip to cornwallmug.