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Asshole-English

When a pompous individual seemingly tries to be smart in their choice of language while being condescending to the person at the same time; a double-insult.
He’s always translating neutral statements into asshole-English just to be an asshole to her. What an asshole.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
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Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.
"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"
by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019
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Asshole

someone with the name of danny libretti
did u hear what danny libretti said such an asshole!
by fudisokdbfhd October 24, 2019
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Asshole

You
If someone asks u what an asshole means
Just say “you”
by I’m Mr Door October 28, 2019
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Asshole

Ernest is an asshole
by ernestison9 October 31, 2019
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Asshole

a stupid ass bitch that deserves nothing because it sucks asshole
LOOK AT THAT ASSHOLE SHE SUCKED ME OFF
by Kitty Kat ;) November 4, 2019
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An Asshole Doctor

When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.
Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.
by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020
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