by Jack Spank9049 December 26, 2022
to wank whilst holding ones pinking out such as when you drink tea also referred to fancy in your pants wank.
by mason54m May 30, 2010
by Paul A Radcliffe May 23, 2023
When one of the mandem decides to have a crafty one by lowering himself like a crab and starts the ritual of going ham on the hog, gripping his cock soo tightly it goes purple and tears the fuck out of his cheesy stinky foreskin
Yo bruv transnigger do u want to join me for a crab wank over some ass fucking Micheal fucking a 6 year old porn and then after platting a dirty ass hole then find Micheal the fucking spastic ass licking fucking cunt herion addict trans nigger bitch then deck the mother fucking four eyed blind homo faggot
by ill eat your pussy juice every April 21, 2017
When you are trying to masturbate and your girlfriend, mom, sister, Aunt, etc. walks past and you have to quickly change the website.
Guy 1: Did you see the porn website I emailed you?
Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.
Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.
by Tylah808 March 08, 2011
by Yeye ass haircut January 30, 2021
An additional level of risk to a 'Danger Wank'.
You do the same as a danger wank but have to watch some weird fucked up porn, so if they do catch you it's way worse.
You do the same as a danger wank but have to watch some weird fucked up porn, so if they do catch you it's way worse.
by Mrs Pearley November 01, 2021