Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

fuck/you

Pronouns used by incredibly lonely individuals, to the point where they use inanimate objects to replace human connections.

"hey do you know kyle"
"oh the kid with fuck/you pronouns?"
"yeah well i just saw fuck giving a bj to you banana during lunch"

by casey.gardner March 16, 2022

Ninja Fucked

Meaning to rape.

I ninja fucked that bitch last night thanks to some pills I slipped in her drink.

by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019

Fuck You Tax

Unecesary price increase that goes beyond taxes.

Im tired of the " Fuck You Tax" alongside 25% vat stuff is 5-10% more expensive

by Repic January 10, 2025

Tuck and Fuck

The term for when you slide a Tetris piece in the perfect place.

Dude I hit a perfect Tuck and Fuck yesterday

by nooobbbbb May 7, 2021

what the fuck

test <balls>

ok <test>
what the fuck

by Remi >w< May 1, 2025

Fuck nut

A dumb fuck that does dumb shit for no reason

Omg stop being such a fuck nut Johnny

by Meanymani March 11, 2020