monkey fuck

the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.

bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!

jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.

by Jackoff Nipples April 09, 2023

The ‘fuck you’ hand

The fuck you hand is when you flip your wrist and spread your fingers out slightly.

“Hey are you flipping me off?” “No, I’m giving you The ‘fuck you’ hand”

by Pippa_Fitz-Amobi January 29, 2024

Vindictive Fuck

When you break up with a girl for your best friends sister....

Then on the backend end up smashing the other girl on spite on your best friends sister.

Because you realize you made a mistake breaking up with your girl originally.

Bruh, I'm about to vindictive fuck my ex so hard.

by D'endo June 26, 2023

Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.

Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?

by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018

Fuck a dog day

On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.

This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.

Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.

by MotherSlayer21 November 26, 2021

mouth full of fuck

When youe just get totally fucked by the army that your are speechless and are no longer to tolerate anything anymore.

Ex. "I can't even breathe because my moth is so full of fuck."

Mouth full of fuck - speechless,
Inability to breathe,
Completely and utterly fed up

by Gaylordfocker4 June 20, 2017

Beak fuck

When a wood pecker really goes to town on a tree, generally a rotten one that it can really sink its big hard beak into

That woodpecker is really beak fucking that tree

by Wankiedoodle August 22, 2017