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mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.
they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.
by alw259 May 6, 2025
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Corona Walk

Going for a walk and staying at least 6 feet away from others.
We went on a Corona Walk today.

Girl, I wouldn't be caught corona walking with you!
by McKeiser March 24, 2020
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Fudge Walking

Hey Kodey! You fudge walking???
by Ashmainboi29 August 30, 2022
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lobster walk

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
by Kris Patel January 18, 2016
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Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.
"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"
by Pialinist July 22, 2024
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Rift-walking

It's too late. He is already lvl 16. There is nothing we can
Have you seen their Kassadin? - No he's rift-walking again
by Ledenikar December 26, 2023
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