Photogbomb twat

Female whose insecurities drive her to catch unflattering pics of women whose looks have triggered the roving eyes on their love interests.

Subversive Suzie the photogbomb twat, caught a most unflattering pic of the busty,bench pressing, chick at the gym that stirred a serious man ogle erection in her man.

by anonymous November 2, 2019

Chicken Twat

when your a chicken shit and a twat AKA ANNOYING AS HELL

OMFG THAT BITCH IS SUCH A CHICKEN TWAT

by Kxeverett420 August 28, 2019

twat blocking

The equivalent of cock blocking

Did you get lucky last night No some dumb chick was twat blocking all night long.

by (Inhalethroughnose) September 22, 2019

Twat knot

A person on the clock, getting paid, but, doing everything in their power to accomplish no work whatsoever, but, thinks they are important.. Knows that no one likes them because of their work ethic..

The twat knot will not be in work the rest of the week, because, he is not blind, but, can hear everyone talking about him..

by Just4fun68 July 24, 2020

Lizard Twat

A lizard twat happens when a girl goes dry while you're inside her.

Yea dude, Morgan got a lizard twat last night. lizard skin

by Captain Neo September 2, 2016

twat fuckery

Something you say when a twat is talking shit.

Guy 1: "Donald Trump would be an awesome president!"
Guy 2: "What kind of twat fuckery are you talking about!?"

by Stefano Alejandro Ramirez III July 10, 2016

twat muffle

A British slang term for a tampon.

Oi, Carol do you have any twat muffles I forgot mine.

by Kilian Silverbrand August 28, 2021