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Fellon's Tree Removal

An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.
Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."
by Double take July 10, 2025
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Mystical tree

The root where all wisdom is born.
The mystical tree enlightened me about what women really want!
by Sohn von mystical tree September 17, 2023
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Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.
Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.
by udson82 June 14, 2022
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Tree Fucked

Getting a fishing hook stuck in a tree numerous times only to have the weight alone come back and fuck your knee up
Today I got tree fucked after my damn hook got hung up on that there tree
by CoochieMan6942005 May 25, 2021
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Swinging the tree

When you're cumming and you swing your penis side to side slapping your thighs spraying cum everywhere.
As I was jacking off my boyfriend and he pulls his penis out of my hand and he started swinging the tree all over me.
by Diamond Dann October 8, 2022
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Plum Tree

a tree full of sad discordians
most of them are in love with fictional characters they will never meet
they need to get a life
wow the plum tree is such a sad sight
by cody69420 October 11, 2021
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tree wedging

When one continuously rubs their vagina or penis against a tree until satisfied.
Martha thinks tree wedging is fun.
by gusbydoodledandy March 21, 2016
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