horse toe

1. A horse’s toe
2. A man’s penis (how a man’s penis
represents a horse toe or a horse foot)

1. Theo: There was a horse with a horse toe.
Joe: Umm, I just gonna go now.
Theo: Oh.
2. Person 1: I have a horse toe.
Person 2: What?

by KB_2024 January 11, 2024

Toe-Minator

A motherfucking super hero named NineToes who is 100 times more badass than the Terminator

If you try to pull some shady ass backstabbing drama causing schwacked out dope hoe-ish two -faced bullshit you will meet your fate and judgement from the Toe-Minator

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021

toe biter

A toe biter is someone who enjoys the act of sucking on big toes in a sexual fashion. (Even if the toe bitee isn't enjoying it) It is typically done by tall goons with a jazzy groove.

Wow! That Goon boy sure knows how to suck toes! He's quite the toe biter!

by memeblaster February 12, 2018

phineas toes

the toes on someones foot that look like the head of phineas from the popular animated tv-show phineas and ferb, the toenails of this foot will be overgrown, dirty and riddled with yellow stains. the toes and complete foot in general will be covered in thick hair the foot's owner refuses to shave.

ew wtf that guy has phineas toes

by fluckingboxo August 19, 2022

toe blonde

A phrase to use when you are just barely asleep and wake up and think you've just come up with the most brilliant temperature degree rating.

Kind of like lukewarm but lukewarm to the point where you stick your toe in it and your toe is comfortable and blonde, I guess.

hot damn it is very toe blonde in here rn like lukewarm but my toe is comfortable and blonde y'know

hot damn it is very toe blond in here rn like lukewarm but cold white paleness y'know

by mediocre_noodle April 12, 2024

Toes up in the sand

Toes up in the sand is the position of someone drinking a tropical alcoholic drink that ran out of ducks some time in the distant past.

Dude, I was toes up in the sand in the Philipines most of the summer.

by Toes Up April 28, 2021

toe slit

the valley between the camel toe

i could totally slide my credit card in her toe slit

by jackjackheartattack February 8, 2012