Sam

A fit boy who all the girls swoon over, he tends to have an overly large penis and he gets all the girls. He is a babe magnet and is very popular with the chicks.

You know Sam? He’s such a fitty

by fitlad123 August 28, 2018

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He is an annoying, ugly arse and dosn't know when to SHUT THE F*** UP

You are such a sam

by YOUDONTKNOWWHOIIS January 26, 2018

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A mastermind intellect in the art of anal self insertion.

“He’s got his cock in a wollop!”

“That’s not a he, that’s Sam”

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Sam is someone who always looks like he’s squatting. He pretends he’s fit, but the only sport he can do is the one with the ‘E’ in front of it. Can be charming. When you first meet him he’s a lovely fellow, always kind helping out, joking around. Things turn around after you dig deeper. Gold digger. Grave digger. Minor annoyance. Major annoyance. Sam is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and questionable. He is also straight.

That damned Sam is an interesting lne

by squelch is lord November 29, 2019

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a person that drinks beer constantly and gets 'depressed' all the time. They also cheat on every person they've been with and still play the victim. Has gay relations with bloom and gets pissed when someone makes an actual funny joke and no one laughs at theirs. Drives a forklift also and has like 50 DUIs

C'mon guys, I'm actually depressed. Why does no one like me? - Sam

by unter_ November 16, 2022

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