An unforeseen brown asshole that feels good upon penetration but rips your cock off on the way out. Post penetration, you will indeed require a tetanus shot.
I thought I was gonna get inside that girls brown eye, but instead I got into her rusty beercap and now my cock is missing.
by b.diesel April 02, 2014
by lencorp September 28, 2022
When someone doesn’t realize they’re not on mute while attending an online video call and talks to someone else or says something they weren’t intending the guests to head. Derived from pulling a “Rusty” where you talk on a video call but are on mute.
by Bwellz May 31, 2022
by Fartillicus August 16, 2023
When your girly mouth gets sassy but then you realize you have no way of backing up your sass so you go into hiding hoping people forget, but they don’t.
A competitive sexual act. A man asks for sex from his partner who is menstruating. Due to the menstruation the couple chooses anal play as an alternative. At some point during anal penetration, the man assesses the amount of fecal matter on his phallus. Once a sufficient amount is present, he quickly pulls out and penetrates the menstruating vagina resulting in a phallus covered in feces and blood. He then quickly pulls out a second time and takes a picture.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.
Oh wow, these are great entries! I wonder who will be awarded the Rusty Barnegat medal this season?
I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!
I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!
by Gallowbraid October 05, 2022
by Dewayne January 18, 2013