Fighting the Ogre

Trying to defecate while a penis is in your rectum

Samantha became weak as she was Fighting the Ogre so she took a nap

Fighting the Ogre by Bradford McGee June 11, 2013

willy the one eyes jungle worm 

The largest cockasourus know to man who only ate baby's feet. It was known to swallow women whole to in pregnant them. It was always horny.

For example a tall man walkin down the street who sees a women drags her Into a ditch and rapes her will be called "willy the one eyes jungle worm"

willy the one eyes jungle worm by Jim's girl <3 February 4, 2014

drop the octave 

1) to start dancing, twerking, grinding; often screamed in celebration or to unite a group

Damn Janice really dropped the octave last night!
Hey you guys drop the octave!!!

drop the octave by yourcinnamonapple November 2, 2014

pressing the olives 

Male masturbatIon, the olives being your balls and pressing them to make "olive oil" come out

"hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"

"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"

pressing the olives by kingbumii June 15, 2015

Killing the OJ 

A politically correct and HR-approved term for masturbating.

"Yesterday when I got home from work I thought I had a few hours before the old lady got home. I was mistaken, and I got caught Killing the OJ. Now my hand is the only action I'll see for a week."

Killing the OJ by Gladmiral Nelson July 3, 2015

Tonguing the onion 

To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex

1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.

Tonguing the onion by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 18, 2018

Beating The One Eyed Python 

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.

"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"

Beating The One Eyed Python by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018