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a short crusty ass dorito hoe. he likes to blow things up and threaten to kill people, he likes to yell in class and break things. he does not listen and is secretly having an affair with the teacher. he thinks he is the best person ever but in reality he is ugly and has anger issues. DONT TALK TO HIM EVER!!!!!!!!!
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