Facebook or GTFO!
–verb (used without object)
1. Abbr. FBORGTFO.
()GTFO: An internet acronym short for "get the fuck out".
A)The common practice to unintentionally or intentionally lead someone of the opposite or same sex into believing you wish to engage in intercourse- resulting in requesting their Facebook name for the mere purpose of articulating attention for future usage.
B)Basically; you don't care about having intercourse with someone of the opposite or same sex because you get enough attention to satisfy your needs. But because you like the attention the person you just met is giving you, you don't want to seem shallow by just leaving- so you ask for their Facebook name and continue to talk and flirt online. Which could than result in scheduling future dates.
C) You meet someone for the first time and after sufficient flirting, you want their Facebook name so you can leave and mingle with other people.
Note: A common defensive practice against Skanks, Sluts and Bitches Hoes.
–verb (used without object)
1. Abbr. FBORGTFO.
()GTFO: An internet acronym short for "get the fuck out".
A)The common practice to unintentionally or intentionally lead someone of the opposite or same sex into believing you wish to engage in intercourse- resulting in requesting their Facebook name for the mere purpose of articulating attention for future usage.
B)Basically; you don't care about having intercourse with someone of the opposite or same sex because you get enough attention to satisfy your needs. But because you like the attention the person you just met is giving you, you don't want to seem shallow by just leaving- so you ask for their Facebook name and continue to talk and flirt online. Which could than result in scheduling future dates.
C) You meet someone for the first time and after sufficient flirting, you want their Facebook name so you can leave and mingle with other people.
Note: A common defensive practice against Skanks, Sluts and Bitches Hoes.
Facebook or GTFO:
*Male sees attractive female at bar*
Attractive Male: Hey, Can I ask your Name?
Attractive Female: Hey yeah, its ______
*Male & Female engage in small talk which involves flirting*
*At some point Male feels he's spending to much time with just one person and wants to mingle with other people*
Attractive Male: I have to get going, may I add you to facebook?
Attractive Female: Yeah sure!
*Female gives First and Last name*
Attractive Male: Hey thanks, I'll see you soon
*Male leaves to find other girls to talk to*
*Male sees attractive female at bar*
Attractive Male: Hey, Can I ask your Name?
Attractive Female: Hey yeah, its ______
*Male & Female engage in small talk which involves flirting*
*At some point Male feels he's spending to much time with just one person and wants to mingle with other people*
Attractive Male: I have to get going, may I add you to facebook?
Attractive Female: Yeah sure!
*Female gives First and Last name*
Attractive Male: Hey thanks, I'll see you soon
*Male leaves to find other girls to talk to*
by DeaconRage November 04, 2008
Seeing somebody in your friends page through a picture/comment. To complete the crush, you then see them at a party or event etc.
friend 1 - "Dude, i saw that same hot girl i facebook creeped on, at that last party. me gusta(I Like). i have to talk to her."
friend 2 - dude... i call that the facebook crush.
friend 2 - dude... i call that the facebook crush.
by masterpeace April 04, 2011
Also known as the gay avenger. Someone who uses their facebook page to stroke their own ego. Also someone who uses their status to make fun of their "friends" links or status's in order to disparage their friends and make themselves feel superior.
by crazy delusional one October 07, 2009
Facebook molesting is the act of going through one's profile and liking/commenting on everything they have ever done.
Person 1: "Dude, I logged onto Facebook and I had 127 notifications!"
Person 2: "Oh, I was Facebook Molesting you last night. Sorry."
Person 2: "Oh, I was Facebook Molesting you last night. Sorry."
by meismandi March 07, 2011
having nothing to do but irritate girlfriend by repeatedly poking her and then telling people you enjoy it when she pokes you back as a sexual reference.
yo, i was bored so i started poking on facebook. ya know, my girl, 'cuz i like it when she pokes me back, ya heard??
by yadayadayayaya December 29, 2009
Kevin
Little Mountain Spongee
34 minutes ago · Delete
Pete
Little Mountain sucks balls...lol
31 minutes ago
Kevin
how did they taste...lol
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Kevin
I havent played there but it`s almost within walkin distance to my place
29 minutes ago · Delete
Pete
I wouldn't know....I don't suck balls lol
Ask Mel..I think he does
29 minutes ago
Pete
Well..that makes a difference..
In contrast..I live opposite side of the city lol
28 minutes ago
Kevin
ya thats why I think that Kildonan swallows
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Kev
all the money from my wallet for gas and entry fees
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Pete
Yeah for me...its right there..like 10 minutes to any rink.
Also one of the rinks is literally out my front door and 150 feet!
22 minutes ago
Mel
Friends dont fite on my status..
17 minutes ago
Kevin
THAT`S HOCKEY
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Kevin
as redneck Cherry wud say
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Kevin
or more like DAT`S HOCKEY
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Pete
Hey Mel....I will fight who I want on your Facebook...
I will even leave the mess for you k
7 minutes ago
Kevin
facebook poop...Heaeaeaeaeaaeaeaaaa!
6 minutes ago · Delete
Pete
lmao
6 minutes ago
Kevin
I`m gonna send that to the urban dictionary
about a minute ago · Delete
Little Mountain Spongee
34 minutes ago · Delete
Pete
Little Mountain sucks balls...lol
31 minutes ago
Kevin
how did they taste...lol
31 minutes ago · Delete
Kevin
I havent played there but it`s almost within walkin distance to my place
29 minutes ago · Delete
Pete
I wouldn't know....I don't suck balls lol
Ask Mel..I think he does
29 minutes ago
Pete
Well..that makes a difference..
In contrast..I live opposite side of the city lol
28 minutes ago
Kevin
ya thats why I think that Kildonan swallows
27 minutes ago · Delete
Kev
all the money from my wallet for gas and entry fees
27 minutes ago · Delete
Pete
Yeah for me...its right there..like 10 minutes to any rink.
Also one of the rinks is literally out my front door and 150 feet!
22 minutes ago
Mel
Friends dont fite on my status..
17 minutes ago
Kevin
THAT`S HOCKEY
17 minutes ago · Delete
Kevin
as redneck Cherry wud say
16 minutes ago · Delete
Kevin
or more like DAT`S HOCKEY
16 minutes ago · Delete
Pete
Hey Mel....I will fight who I want on your Facebook...
I will even leave the mess for you k
7 minutes ago
Kevin
facebook poop...Heaeaeaeaeaaeaeaaaa!
6 minutes ago · Delete
Pete
lmao
6 minutes ago
Kevin
I`m gonna send that to the urban dictionary
about a minute ago · Delete
by chilli77 December 04, 2009
The act of deleting all wall posts, friends, and applications, as well as untagging all pictures, and deleting the account.
Dan: My account was deleted. When I reactivated it, I realized that everything was deleted.
Jake: You were Facebook Bombed. Someone must not like you.
Jake: You were Facebook Bombed. Someone must not like you.
by Dreadnaught December 28, 2008