Tea Garden

A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.

Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.

by Angry Blind Old Man Frodo October 18, 2021

Salty Sweet Tea

Dip the scrotum in sugar and have your partner suck all the salt off. Then proceed to ejaculate in your partner mouth.

Jenny came over for some salty sweet tea

by Peg_leg Antione May 21, 2023

Cup of Tea Gay

Queer folk who usually enjoy calm activities, like reading or tea. Not particularly flamboyant or outwardly expressed in gayness.

"How would you describe your professor?"
"Oh, he's gay, but like, cup of tea gay."

by pikachu10or November 1, 2021

Moroccan tea party

When your husband is found upon the groundskeeper with the butler on him

person 1: like a manwich?
person 2: it's actually known as a Moroccan tea party

by lifeispointless March 29, 2025

Mr. Teas

A Sasquatch science teacher. Also known to be a push over. Also talks in a hilarious manner. He also owns a hamster. Also gives detentions to students for no reason. He is also known to not know how to teach, and have a beer gut.

Dam dude my fucking science teacher is such a Mr. Teas!!!
Man i hope this year my science teacher isn't a Mr. Teas!!

by teaslicker69 August 3, 2010

stale tea

Originating from the Indonesian slang term "teh basi" with this same meaning, "stale tea" refers to the smell that is emitted / radiated in a room where someone (usually male) has just masturbated there.

After he left the room, all I could smell was that unmistakable aroma of stale tea—definitely a sign he had been enjoying some alone time whilst masturbating.

by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025

Bone apple tea

A stupid ass meme and copypasta that people thought was funny. Well it's not, it's dumb af. Originated from the equally stupid r/boneappletea subreddit.

nobody:
Band kid: like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit
Me: I'm sorry, did you mean to say "When you're retarded and you try to act like you're fancy before eating"?
Band kid: r/wooooooooosh
Me: r/FoundTheRedditard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021