Shitty pickled

Having a pickle shot at you (or somebody else) from the rectum

My friend shitty pickled someone because they were mean

by CkinSndwch June 18, 2023

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Speed Bag the Pickle

Act of male masterbation

Looking at those big tits makes me want to speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

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Pickle dick

A man with a pickle for a penis and olives as balls. In which a girl can munch on and they are regenerative.

Damn I want to munch on his crisp pickle dick.

by LIVELIFE&EATPHALANGES January 28, 2024

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dutch pickle

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.

"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

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Portland Pickle

A well-formed human defecation, or turd, left on a sidewalk or other inappropriate public space. Often found in cities with large unhoused populations, such as Portland, Oregon.

Sara was dismayed to find a Portland pickle on her morning run but equally impressed with its length and girth.

by NeoNeologist February 1, 2024

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