talktapus 

Talktapus...its a talking octopus...wish i had one its awesome...

Talktapus...its a talking octopus...wish i had one its awesome..Earlier!

talktapus by G April 6, 2005

talking heads 

The best band to ever play music and they supported the use of cocaine. David Byrne is a romantic poet and should become your conscience. Their music is the ultimate aphrodesiac.

"Stop making sense, stop making sense...stop making sense, making sense
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
And nothing is better that this
( is it? )"

talking heads by Bubby J December 10, 2004

murray the talking daemonic skull 

the dismembered skull of one of the fearsome skeletal pirates from lechucks army of the undead. refuses to accept that he cannot move without the aid of trouble and believes he is very scary when he is infact quite humourous.

murray: i am so evil that after my evil deeds are done i will proudly stride through the deepes gates of hell!

guybrush: stride?

murray: well uh... roll throught the deepest gates of hell!!!. honestly, do you have to take the fun out of everything???

murray the talking daemonic skull by guybrush threetwood October 28, 2003

Talking Jazz 

Talking Irrelevant Bullshit. bullshit irrelevant jazz

Tobi: I'm about to go sneak this blunt into my moms crib.
John: you know, if you do that your mom could get you arrested for drug trafficking.
Tobi: you're talking jazz bro

Talking Jazz by DayroomJazz November 29, 2017

Talking Flap 

A term used in South-East Pennsylvania to describe someone speaking in an insulting or offensive way.

Dylan: Boy, I caught you doing hand stands in the shower.
Josh: You talking flap?

Talking Flap by colesalad007 May 15, 2020

Talking Ben 

a godlike being

only defeated in the hands of speed and Jesus, known for defeating even the mightiest of souls

someone who only says yes and no and then laughs for no reason

that talking Ben was so hot

I wonder if that talking Ben will ever stop

Talking Ben by Karismic April 18, 2022

Talking Shit 

When you are talking and shit comes out your mouth

I was talking to John and shit was on my face. John was talking shit

Talking Shit by Scroogler June 20, 2023