3 Sock uniform

A 3 sock uniform is an outfit made of 3 socks that covers a man’s two feet and his genitalia

Chief said when there’s a man overboard you better get here to muster, I don’t care if you’re in your 3 sock uniform

by Lawsonavy August 18, 2023

Sock Knockinist

An expert of sock knocking.

“Did you see the person hit that guy out of the atmosphere?”

“Yeah. She was a real Sock Knockinist!”

by Merpers July 17, 2018

Porcelain Sock

A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.

My parents found my Porcelain sock under my bed. Now we have to have the talk.

by Nissanqueef January 4, 2020

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.

The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.

by catfishio December 4, 2011

Wet socks

An awkward, uncomfortable, or unexpected situation.

"Dude, I don't wanna sound rude, but this conversation is kinda wet socks right now."

by Nihplod_ February 14, 2021

Sock

They smell bootifull

Tim:hey Jim I just got soem new guccie socks
Jim:*snatches socks and starts sniffing them*
Tim: what tha hell

by anonymous December 9, 2020