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Rule 7

Respects the Rule 7
Dude 1 : Hi dude, you have some news?

Dude 2 : Yeah the Rule 7.

Dude 1 : What's that Rule?

Dude 2 : Respect the Rule 7.

Dude 1 : Ok so tell me what is that Rule.

Dude 2 : Respect the Rule 7...

Dude 1 : How can i respect it if you dont tell me what it is!?

Dude 2 : I just said what is the Rule so respect it!!

Dude 1 : But what is it!?!?

Dude 2 : Respecte the Rule 7!!!

Dude 1 : JUST TELL ME WHA'S THE FREAKING RULE!!!

Dude 2 : I JUST SAID IT!!! RESPECTE THE RULE 7!!!

etc
by Master LiLink January 1, 2012
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Double dip rule

When partaking in a gangbang with multiple gents & only one female, the double dip rule governs that the person to spearhead the campaign must also go last after everyone else has had their turn.
On arriving at the gangbang gary enthusiastically stated "IM FIRST!!"
Kenneth immediately pointed out the double dip rule "if you go first you have to go last aswell, double dip rule... Its gangbang etiquette"
by Amastra November 30, 2013
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3 Week Rule

The rule that states that if an individual has left an item at a friend's house that hasn't been moved or used within a 3 week period: then that item may be used by the household's occupants as an improvised ashtray.
Nathan: "Dude I was gonna make a coffee why the shit is my coffee mug full of ash and cigarette ends?"

Billy: "3 week rule man you have plenty of time you move it or use it"

Nathan: "I was in hospital I was in a fucking car crash you dick!"
by Hamster_Jelly February 10, 2017
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Back Row Rule

A rule stating that if you sit in the back row of a movie theatre, you intend not to watch the movie, but preform sexual acts with a partner.
Mike and I saw Baby Driver on Friday and made out during it. Back Row Rule!
by OhYeaMrWhizzer September 4, 2017
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Two Word Rule

When a female and male are communicating via text messaging and the female replies with two words or less, the male may not respond. Only exception is if the female is asking a question that consists of only two words. Also, smiley faces count as one word.
Male to another Male: I really want to text Sarah back but I can't because of the two word rule.

examples of two word rule in use include:

Male: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Female: Nothing much.

Male: How are you?
Female: Good.
by buckfuddy3 December 23, 2010
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"500 mile rule"

When ever you are 500 miles or more from your home and traveling alone without your other half (boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife) your actions are your own and you can not be held accountable for them.

Mostly in a sexual way.. murder someone and your sorry ass is still going to jail!!
I was at a conference in Vegas and totally hooked up with a hottie... You mean you cheated??? Nope I was covered under the "500 Mile Rule".. I'm all good.
by Knuckle Children January 1, 2008
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2 inch rule

the 2 inches added to the end of a ruler when a man measures his penis.
mines 9 inches, with the costamary 2 inch rule.
by fatassbuddabelly August 19, 2006
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