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guido trailer park

Any italian american Guido. Who is over the age of 24, lives at home or in an apartment paid for by his father. Drives a BMW, Mercedes, SUV or any other luxury/sport vehicle in one of his parents names. Possibly a previous or current Steriod user. Has a rich family but is a civil servant (refered to as their union gig) Little or No college what so ever, but apparently knows "i gotta doo the right thing ya kno". If not a civil servant this person works for a family owned company. Ie: Construction, Landscaping etc or Had a bussieness bought for them outright. Some other jobs may inlcude selling realestate, mortgages, waitering, disc jockey, working at a shady country club.

They can be found in the Bronx (Morris Park, Country Club Throggs Neck) Others can be found in Westchester, many from Harrison and Eastchester. Many of these unevolved human beings live on Garth Rd in Eastchester.This defintion was developed because of the particular people there who are living examples.
Maria: Omg of course I will give him head in his 745 he's hot he's got muscles, his own apartment, and biz.
Christine: Omg Maria he is so guido trailer park. None of that is really even his, daddy does everything for him. If it wasn't for his family he would be just another piece of shit
by Westchester Observer September 19, 2006
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Doris Day Parking

The ability to pull into an open parking space at the front door of any residence or business destination no matter how busy the street or how large the parking lot.
It's like Tim is in the movies right on queue, no waiting. All the times I've ridden with him to the Mall we park right at the main entrance - Doris Day Parking!
by Gartron June 17, 2009
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Trailer Park Priorities

When ones priorities are to own expensive, luxury items rather than to improve upon their living conditions.
Dave: Hey Bill! Did you see Joe's new Range Rover?

Bill: How did Joe buy a new Range Rover? He hasn't even had running water in his trailer for weeks!

Dave: Trailer Park priorities Bill, trailer park priorities...
by CorKy October 1, 2013
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trailer park kidnap

a sexual position in which on person has an ankle tied to a bed post, and has her head put under the bed while laying on her stomach. she is then ravished from behind.
I totally trailer park kidnapped that girl from the bar.
by Klyde Jenkins August 13, 2008
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Parking Lot Vixen

A sexy Mistress whom arises from Sewer drains and seduces men and coaxes them with their beauty charm and promised sexual advances in various parking lots where men are vulnerable and alone.
Oscar never came back form lunch said Danielle, It was that damn parking lot vixen said Shane.
by jm31209 May 11, 2010
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theme park enthusiast

A person that loves theme parks.
That guy is a theme park enthusiast.

I want to be a theme park enthusaist when I grow up because theme parks are cool.
by BronzeLetters June 23, 2009
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Parking Structure Planet

A parking planet originally called Blorch but was then invaded by Invader Skooge.
by dj gs68 August 14, 2003
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