Cheshire Cat

When too tight jeans crease under your butt cheeks, making them resemble a smiling cat :3

Emily: How do these jeans look?

Tessa: No way. Totally Cheshire Cat.

Emily: GODDAMN

by T3SoFlyy January 17, 2011

Sloth cat

A wild creature that has no social life at all and would rather stay in a dark place living off junk and mountain jew whilst playing games all day and night only stopping to look at dank spicy memes on reddit and sleep.

Did you see that sloth cat?

by Not a nazi Ted June 7, 2017

Chinook a cat

The opposite to 'you couldn't swing a cat in here'... used to describe a very large room where rather than swing one cat you could swing two cats like the rotor blades on a Chinook helicoptor.

Rae: 'Wow, you've got a very large bathroom!'
Martin: 'Yes, you could Chinook a cat in here!'

by LRG1 November 13, 2013

Molly (Cat)

Molly belongs to Chloe Writer. She doesn't belong to anyone else. Don't listen to Jay. MOLLY ARMY

Molly (Cat) is the best cat alive.

by Chloe_Writer December 13, 2017

fed the cats

Did something unspeakable, most likely of a sexual nature.

Jess said she couldn't come bowling because she had to babysit, but she actually just stayed home and fed the cats all evening.

by TotallynotJosh November 7, 2013

Cat in The Hat

The Primordial God of Anarchy and Chaos

Drake: I like Boys
Kanye: የግርግር አጋንንቱን መልአክ እጠራለሁ። yegirigiri āganinituni meli’āki it’eralehu
Drake: “Oh nigga”
Cat in The Hat: Splits drake atom by atom for being a certified boy lover

by Negus of Niggopia July 14, 2022

cat cummer

someone who disrespects animals and decides to unload on their feline pet

Oh my god Shane is a total cat cummer

by germanpeppapig March 20, 2019