TAGG NUTS

Small balls of dried shit hanging from ass hairs.

Bert just wiped his ass and found some tagg nuts !

by Alf Hart September 25, 2007

Nut Nog

The combination of male load and egg nog.

Nothing says Christmas quite like a cup of fresh Nut Nog...

by Tip Tank April 20, 2011

Butt nut

When someone likes your bootay and suddenly you shit on their face

Kasandra was licking me asshole when suddenly she hit the perfect spot and I pooed in her mouth it was the best butt nut I’ve ever done

by Haylson meateater August 7, 2018

Fart Nuts

When you go to suck on some dudes nuts and it tastes like a dank fart.

Friend: "How did last night go"
You: "Good, until I went down on him. I tasted nothing but fart nuts. I almost puked."

by camelwarriorprincess January 1, 2017

nut squeezer

n. someone or something that constantly fucks people over or causes them trouble.

n. a troubling situation.

v. to fuck someone over (Technically called "to nut squeeze". Past tense "nut squeezed" )

1) "Jordan is a nut squeezer!"

2) "Man, I have a 5 page essay to write by next period, this is a real nut squeezer."

3) "Jordan really nut squeezed me last night when he told the cops where I live."

by Jim Domeyer October 7, 2007

nut butter

What a stripper told my dad that she enjoys. She said "I don't like it when guys wash up the area between their balls and ass too well because it gets rid of their nut butter and I like a little nut butter."

Pretty self-explanatory isn't it?

by C.JO June 2, 2004

Clegg Nut

A person who chooses to vote for Liberal Democrats, in turn voting for Nick Clegg to be primeminister, in UK politics.

Also, linked to cleg nuts as they are both annoying hangers on, you don't know where to stand with them, plus they smell.

Dave: I'm totally voting LibDems this election, Nick Clegg will really help this country out.
Mitch: Mate, you're such a fence sitting Clegg Nut!

by NevRam April 29, 2010