When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
Get the Mexican Trunk Muffinmug. The basket of muffins the hospital delivers to the family of dying patients; often left untouched later gets redistributed to hospital employees
by Hspansot July 15, 2019
Get the grief muffinsmug. Your Prince Charming that worth more then diamonds & breakfast muffins in other words his fine and his mine I love him
by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023
Get the Diamond muffinmug. An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.
Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.
Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.
by Seabass101 May 20, 2019
Get the Muffin topmug. by rizzzmuffin January 11, 2025
Get the Rizz muffinmug. Don't damage your throat, let me do that for you babe-to wife
Friend-You've got to be able to reach her throat first buddy!
Me- hey man I'm getting there, I just got to lose a little bit more "push muffin" first.
Friend-You've got to be able to reach her throat first buddy!
Me- hey man I'm getting there, I just got to lose a little bit more "push muffin" first.
by OGE74 August 17, 2024
Get the push muffinmug. The aftermath of going down on a woman, the mixture of saliva, vaginal discharge and pubes all around your mouth is a Muffin mouth
by Muffinmouth87 October 13, 2022
Get the Muffin mouthmug.