muffins whip

to mercilessly beat some one with a males muffin top and upper penal area
Wow look at that guy beat his wife with his muffins whip
by bob teats April 08, 2010
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Muffin mix

I want blow jobs or pussy for tabs.
by Fuckyobabydaddy May 17, 2022
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muffin oven

This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.
by Colin McDonnell October 02, 2013
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blunt muffin

When you blow weed smoke up a lady's vag.
I totally gave Tara a blunt muffin last night.
by latkaz November 11, 2014
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Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin
by emineminem22 June 28, 2024
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fag-muffin

just someone who happens to be an idiot; something to call someone when they do something stupid
one of your friends comes up behind you and kicks your leg, you fall over and yell "fag-muffin" and inflict physical pain on him/her.
by lesley martins April 22, 2010
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guttar muffin

Smelly Dusty Dirty Female Frontal Gash Possibly Brandishing Meat Curtains .
Bitc# got Guttar Muffin. Dirty pussy } { Crotch rot }
by E tha Mutha Fukin D OG December 30, 2017
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