muffin walloper

victorian slang for an unmarried woman who would meet up with her friends and gossip.

i shall not be taking word of a woman who such a muffin walloper

by thy common folk October 13, 2023

fail muffin

When you fail so bad you could die sitting in your own muffins. Also refering to failing less than fail muffin. Look up fail cake.

Did you see Justin Biebers concert last night?

Yea he was a fail muffin!

by fat weiner yayayayayayayaya May 22, 2011

Fuz Muffin

Is generally reffering to someone with a dirty pedro. This person would be related or called by a female or relationship figure. To be someones bear for instance,In this case a fuz muffin would be a male with a sanchez, pedro, or just plain hairy facial features during the act of loveable mention towards a boyfriend.

(Boyfriend walks in)(Girlfriend says) and i quote " Come hither my little Fuz Muffin" aka Mr Sexy

by MyMomHatesMe January 29, 2010

Brownie muffin

A polite euphemism for poop or shit.
One does not take or poop a brownie muffin, they lay a brownie muffin the way a chicken would an egg.

Is there a bathroom nearby? I need to lay a brownie muffin. poop shit brownie muffin

by Oldfriedboot February 28, 2016

muffin crusher

the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)

"So, Sheila...How was it last night?"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"

by Poppadomman December 15, 2013

touch muffin

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.

Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.

by dickscrambler October 6, 2016

Sexy Little Muffin

SEXY LITTLE MUFFIN / adjective / sek-see lit-ell muff-in

1. A woman that is extremely sexually appealing, exciting or attractive, small in size with an amazing body.

2. A small, attractive woman with a yummy body who is extremely sexy and skilled in giving erotic pleasure.

3. A woman of extreme sexual beauty that is sensual and most erotic, having a tight sexy body and a beautiful appearance.

She is a Sexy Little Muffin / You are a Sexy Little Muffin
The first time I saw her I thought "now there's a Sexy Little Muffin"
You are a beautiful Sexy Little Muffin

by Nilrem May 10, 2016