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I just burnt my self 

I was doing my hair and I burnt myself
“ OMG BAE I JUST BURNT MY SELF “ and if your bf don’t call you or text you then they are cheating on you or talking someone else and to prove they not doing nothing like cheating they gotta hurry up and text ft or call you literally!.

its.just.ralph 

His appearance does not define his interests. When you first meet him he is not a scary car dude playing Genshin just to get bitches (even though it doesn’t work that way but still). You will quickly realize that he is instead a big handsome computer nerd who excitedly geeks out whenever you bring up you bring up his favorite game Fallout: New Vegas. If you get lucky enough to date a its.just.ralph then make sure to always appreciate him, hold him close, play with his hair (mess it up a bit if you’re feeling goofy) , and never let go. A its.just.ralph will always be there to take care of you whenever you aren’t feeling well, both mentally and physically. He will truly become the light of your life. When you see him give him some of “shawty’s mom’s cooking” he gets really excited. Also make sure to give him lots of ketchup packets a its.just.ralph love those. Also if it’s anything he lacks it’s the fact he doesn’t give Zhongli enough love.
Person 1: Zhongli, he’s better than Childe

its.just.ralph: Meh I’ll get him cuz I already have childe so I guess I’ll pull for the runner up or whateva 🙄
its.just.ralph by shawty070504 April 11, 2022

You just need some dick 

A women that don’t act right so her boyfriend day u just need some dick
Girl:daddy I fucking hate you
Boy:you just need some dick

Legitimately just dies 

Person 1: "Hi!"
Person 2: "Hi!"
Person 1: *Legitimately just dies*

i just vented 

Use this word when your in the bed

i just like gaslightinf u 

i am a gay pedophelic man who is also a child molester
owen said, "i just like gaslightinf u"
and to that remark, eva replied with shock, "how dare you! cancelled!"