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The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
by Mike109999 October 2, 2022
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Human Grape

Human Grape is a slang term for Eyeball.
“John I just nabbed a bag of Human Grapes, want some?”

“Nah dude, I’m good I just ate already
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humans

Humans collect cool rocks and sticks like crows
by Lafin_Gas December 27, 2021
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Human

At the end of the day, both groups of you are the human race, the only race there is, and the only race that should ever get called a race, but realistically they're not your people and you're not theirs. That's where the hard part of getting along comes in, especially when you're both right about something (or someone). Or when you're both wrong about something (or someone).
by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021
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Humans

Humans are a species of mammals. They are the most intelligent creatures on the planet, as they have developed complicated technology and machines. They are also known for creating websites and apps to rot your brain.
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Treason Against Humanity

The concoction of crimes that amounts to betrayal of the human race, including but not limited to: Treason, Crimes Against Humanity, Human Trafficking, prolific distribution of dangerous drugs, and systemic and sustained economic class warfare.
The faggot politicians and billionaires from this period will be most remembered for committing Treason Against Humanity for ruining countries and trying to replace humans with artificial intelligence crap. Their failure to take solving problems seriously for such a long time will forever be condemned.
by Publius0987 August 14, 2025
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When an Elephant Befriends a Human

When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.
Nothing occurs less than when an Elephant befriends a human!
by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024
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