The third week of November is the time to steal a friends hat so get ready to pull some jokes. Make sure to give the hat back though.
by Sithlord531 November 6, 2022
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Get the Hat mug.A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.
It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!
by Failurebitch November 29, 2022
Get the Bloody Stupid Hat mug.A slouch hat is a type of wide brimmed bicorn/tricorn, usually made of felt or cloth. The slouch hat has been used by many militaries and police forces, but is most famously used by the Australian military, or ANZAC. They are commonly depicted with one side being bent, the reason being it allows the user to more easily access a rifle equipped with a bayonet without damaging the hat.
P1: Why is that guy wearing a slouch hat?
P2: He's probably military, or it's because the sun's out.
P2: He's probably military, or it's because the sun's out.
by Arbitrary Arbiter October 8, 2022
Get the Slouch hat mug.When you’re in a relationship and your girlfriend wears another dude’s hat. Then when you call her out it’s like your the one in the wrong but she doesn’t understand the meaning of what wearing a dude’s hat.
The meaning is, Ladies listen up. When you wear a dude’s hat it shows ownership and that basically you’re his girl and when you’re in a relationship DO NOT WEAR ANOTHER DUDES HAT. It’s just disrespectful and heartbreaking to your man.
There are two types of dudes in this world. 1. If you wear his hat he trust you and he wants to show you off and feels comfortable around you.
2. He will give his hat to any girl just so they will try to start something with their man and try to steal her from him.
The meaning is, Ladies listen up. When you wear a dude’s hat it shows ownership and that basically you’re his girl and when you’re in a relationship DO NOT WEAR ANOTHER DUDES HAT. It’s just disrespectful and heartbreaking to your man.
There are two types of dudes in this world. 1. If you wear his hat he trust you and he wants to show you off and feels comfortable around you.
2. He will give his hat to any girl just so they will try to start something with their man and try to steal her from him.
When your girl wears another dude's hat:
When you’re out with the boys or hanging out and your girl sends you a snap of a hat on her head that isn’t yours. And she gets mad because it offended you and you got upset.
When you’re out with the boys or hanging out and your girl sends you a snap of a hat on her head that isn’t yours. And she gets mad because it offended you and you got upset.
by milfgetta17 October 9, 2022
Get the When your girl wears another dude's hat mug.Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity
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