Whitser Mud Pie

When you mix poop, water, vomit, and 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda in a cup, and then fuck your girl missionary.. then pull out and act like you're about to nut on her tits, but instead of nutting, you grab the cup from behind you and dump it on her chest.

She forgot to put mayonnaise on the sandwich I took to work this morning, so I gave her a whitser mud pie to return the favor.

by Jimmy the Human September 19, 2018

Cherry Cream Pie

When a female is having sex for the first time and received a "creampie" at the same time as "popping her cherry".

Female: Hey! Did you hear? Timmy gave Hannah a Cherry Cream Pie!

Male: Wait isn't she his younger sister?

by D3m0nF1st October 13, 2019

delaware cream pie

A DCP is when you bust a nut in a dirty skeezer and after you finish a dude who wants to fuck her too enters the room and can't get his dick hard so instead he eats said dirty skeezer's pussy. Therefore ingesting a Delaware Cream Pie

Guy 1: Dude I'm from Delaware and Last night I totally raw dogged a skeezer from the chow hall without a rubber. Then ol limp dick over there decided to eat her pussy.

Guy 2: Bro he totally ate your kids. Fuckin Delaware Cream Pie!

by TwoDoods1Cup September 11, 2013

Strawberry Creme Pie

A sex act that involves cumming inside a girl while she has her period.

I told Joe I was on my period and he said he wanted to give me a strawberry creme pie; I said okay but let's put a towel down.

by rosemaryskt January 6, 2023

Boston cream pie

When you nut inside a girls ass and then eat her ass out

I nutted in my cussion and went in for a Boston cream pie

by DLC aka daddy long cock November 5, 2020

Carolina Toe Pie

The Carolina Toe Pie is the act of sticking one's toes in a cow pie (basically cow shit/manure), removing them from said "pie" in which a friend or partner proceeds to suck it off your toes and thereafter starts frenching kissing you with shit still in mouth.

Frank: Hey Andrew, how was your day off?
Andrew: it started off bad but after I got home the husband and I experimented with foot fetish kinks and tried the Carolina Toe Pie.
Frank: hmm, sounds weird
Andrew: Yep, pretty much a weird start to our bedroom shenanigans.

by anonymous February 13, 2021

Boston Cream Pie

When you blow your load in a chicks ass and she shits on your dick !! at the same time

( Boston cream Pie ) Dude i cream pied a Cute girl last night and she lost control and shit on my dick at the same time ,,,Wow you guys made a Boston creme pie

by Pervertboy86 August 27, 2022