Cheshire Cat

When too tight jeans crease under your butt cheeks, making them resemble a smiling cat :3

Emily: How do these jeans look?

Tessa: No way. Totally Cheshire Cat.

Emily: GODDAMN

by T3SoFlyy January 17, 2011

Chinook a cat

The opposite to 'you couldn't swing a cat in here'... used to describe a very large room where rather than swing one cat you could swing two cats like the rotor blades on a Chinook helicoptor.

Rae: 'Wow, you've got a very large bathroom!'
Martin: 'Yes, you could Chinook a cat in here!'

by LRG1 November 13, 2013

Sloth cat

A wild creature that has no social life at all and would rather stay in a dark place living off junk and mountain jew whilst playing games all day and night only stopping to look at dank spicy memes on reddit and sleep.

Did you see that sloth cat?

by Not a nazi Ted June 7, 2017

Cat Simulator

Cat Simulator is a fun first person-cat video game. Your goal is to chase rats and mice, break things, eat, and do other things that cats do...

I love playing Cat Simulator

by Game mode 0 September 11, 2019

Cat in The Hat

The Primordial God of Anarchy and Chaos

Drake: I like Boys
Kanye: የግርግር አጋንንቱን መልአክ እጠራለሁ። yegirigiri āganinituni meli’āki it’eralehu
Drake: “Oh nigga”
Cat in The Hat: Splits drake atom by atom for being a certified boy lover

by Negus of Niggopia July 14, 2022

blowing a cat

To sexually insert your penis into a cat in hopes to produce catgirls, but instead to die of a cat std.

*On a grave* Here lies Ajit Pai, he thought blowing a cat for some catgirls was a good idea and died of chlamydia.

by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 28, 2019

mowsie cat

a cat that says mow instead of miaow

where is the mowsie cat today?

by carly hinton January 13, 2008